Fortune Cookie

I got a to go box from the Chinese restaurant here in town tonight. When I was finished with my meal I cracked open my fortune cookie. To my surprise my fortune cookie had three fortunes enclosed. Jackpot! I know lots of people have different ways of reading fortunes or adding words to the end to make your fortune funnier. I am no different! Listed below are the fortunes I received this evening and the way I read them. I think you will be able to figure out my modifications!

1. No obstacles will stand in your way this coming week in bed.
2. Seek out the significance of your problem. Try to understand in bed.
3. You are always welcome in any gathering. Host a party this month in bed.

For some reason I kept the two fortunes out of the two cookies I got when I went to the Chinese restaurant in December. I think these two below are funnier.

1. Share your abundant humor with others at this time. They need it in bed.
2. Do it because you love it in bed.

That last one is my favorite!